world happy christmas

they are lining up at harrods

to get their gifts all bought

flashing out their hard earned cash

forgetting lessons taught.

they are starving in sumalia,

bones and blood in iraq,

santa doesn't visit them

he has nothing in his sack.

but never mind the poverty

nor all the bodies bleeding

lets all get pissed together

and do some serious feeding.

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with additional lubrication